The Tale of Jeremy Puddle Duck and Sh!t Stream Avenue

In his element!

I woke up to get ready for my morning run with Jerry, already from the sounds of the rain lashing against the window I knew this was going to to a cold, wet and muddy run. My advice last night had been 'wear black socks' which can only mean Jerry intends to drag me through mud.

I checked on facebook just to see if there was a message from Jerry to cancel, alas there was not so I got ready and with one more check just to be sure he was going to meet me in the downpour I left the house. It was raining but I was soon warm enough and resigned to the fact that although the weather was cack I was out and running, the first of the New Year and with my good running buddy so all was well with the world (if not a little soggy).

Pair of Puddle Ducks

I arrived a few minutes early and waited under a tree, except when I saw another runner and did a weird fake out run to the bus stop and back. Before Jerry pulled up and left out of his car ready for action and we headed straight into Scadbury with Jerry's opening gambit ringing in my ears, words that always strike fear into the hearts of those who know him "I have a new path to explore".

We followed a route that crossed with one we had previously run and that merged with a recent run of Jerry's that took us to the St Pauls Cray Meadows, a place I never knew existed but quite a find for a runner as plenty of good paths and opportunities for circuits to add on 'lollipops' to the route. We were soon off the meadow and heading down the ridgeway towards the 'new path'. Path indeed it was a path of sorts, currently disguising itself as a dirty old muddy stream, we galloped in at full pelt like two delighted puddle ducks, galloping and sploshing our way through. Comment was made on the odd colour, as we reached the end we understood why, there was a stables and outside a huge pile of straw, horse apples and silage. We declared this path to from then on be known as Sh!t Stream Avenue.

Thoroughly delighted with ourselves and the new path we were on the return route, I was beginning to struggle but I was dragged along to get the 8 miles I had been promised and before long we were back at the car. I was dropped home where Jerry was rewarded - after removing poopy socks and trainers - with my own special homemade Christmas cake and a coffee.